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I got some suggestions after my last comics.
:iconshadowdhampire: had a wonderful idea and :iconj196687: wanted to see a close up of a very sexy butt ;) (we all know which butt :D)

So here is a Comic about the... let's call it: The fantasy-armor-problem.
Many fantasy gals have a very sexy armor... put zero protection :rofl:
I know this is made for the big-eyes-effect but this seems so weird and senseless:confused:

Most mess: In ME1 you were able to give your crew armor and aboard they wear her casual look. This was much better and more realistic.
A shame that this is not an option in ME2 :(

So, here you have sex, beautyness... and no fear of heat, damage, bullets and pain :D

Shepard by PrincessFelia
Samara by Goha
Jack by o0Crofty0o
Miranda Lawson by o0Crofty0o
Helmet by Goha
Tech armor by Goha
Cabin by Annashepard
SSV Normandy SR1 by the-joeblack
Program by XNALara
Mass Effect and its assets belong to Electronic Arts and BioWare
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:iconeve2024:
Eve2024 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2015
Terrific! I totally agree with Shepard! I  mean, WTF??  :)
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:icondeemonef:
Deemonef Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you so much:hug:
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NuttyNuti Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
EXACTLY my thoughts. It also felt off when I tried to design my Shepard to fit realistically to the setting; simple bun, no makeup, chosen for her badassery and not for having a flawless, perfectly non-unique face. Worked quite well in ME1. Theeeen in ME2, Miranda appears, worn into an outfit that I would NEVER bring to the battle field. (Miranda, u no care of ur ankles? Miranda, u use a megatonne of hair spray?) Boom goes my immersion.

The same trio can also parade also in a quarantined quarian ship with no fear about dandruff and hair and germs getting everywhere...
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:icondeemonef:
Deemonef Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You are so right, and thank you for the kind and right words:manhug:

You know what annyos me too?
The male shep is a muscle man.... and a fem-shep (a female soldier) seems to have not a single muscle in her body :XD:
How the hell can she fight and hold up guns :XD:
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NuttyNuti Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Troo enough. Though FemShep's frame was never a huge issue for me (minus the weird gradual bust size increase over the games...), even if more fit would have been better (at least like "I clearly see that she has biceps even if she isn't flexing them at the moment" fit). What I have been more bothered about was that the default FemShep has makeup. You have mercs and husks and krogans running at you, and you are worried about your makeup?

I think that what further hinders the creators' will to create versatile bodies is having to use a limited number of base models, easily causing that almost alla ladies have model proportions. If they had an easy way to allow large-scale character customization without endangering rigging and animations, it might pressure the creators to give everyone reasonable frames. ("Must save in production costs, that's why we have ready models and we only change the textures-" "SAY WHAT?")

This gives me hope: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKizv8…
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:icondeemonef:
Deemonef Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the link :hug:
I think you are right... to less models.. but this doesn't make me feel better :XD:

Yeah, I saw this make up thing on Shep... she is a warrior, not a model.
Worst example is Ashley.
I loved her in ME1 and 2... but in three... I hated what Bioware did to her.
Long hear, bigger boobs no armor... WTF!?
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NuttyNuti Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Game industry is too prone to think that sex sells. Maybe, to a fraction of potential buyers, but by what creative cost?
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DMT-07 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2015
I agree with you about the armor.  They should have had more and better protection when ashore.  Still, what would ME be without fan service?  I might even enjoy more of it.
But very funny.
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:icondeemonef:
Deemonef Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sometimes fan service is a good thing, as you can see in the Citadel DLC.
But sometimes is gongs so much the wrong way, as you can see in the Omgea DLC.

And thank you again, my friend :)
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1somerandomguy1 Featured By Owner May 12, 2015
Mass Effect Asspull tech rule #1: All protection is in the shields... even when they're fully drained.
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:icondeemonef:
Deemonef Featured By Owner May 13, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:XD:
Well... then I read the code and the books in a false way :XD:
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LeoN1981 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014  Student Writer
At least she didn't walk in on the Reds and Blues.
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:icondeemonef:
Deemonef Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
True :XD:
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:iconleon1981:
LeoN1981 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014  Student Writer
Simmons: Ma'am, all present and accounted for.
Caboose: (facing the wrong way) Is he here yet?  I do not see him.
Meta: (Growls)
:)
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:icondeemonef:
Deemonef Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:rofl:
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BlaineDaymon Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014
This is why i always take Garrus and Tali, both are always in their armor. #dextroforce
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:icondeemonef:
Deemonef Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is a great thinking :)
... Mostly I take grunt with me:love:
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:iconkato42:
kato42 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014
The sci-fi version of the chainmail bikini.

At least Shep has real armour.
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:icondeemonef:
Deemonef Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:D You are so right:manhug:
Fanatsy armor in space... sexy but... useless ;)
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:iconkato42:
kato42 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014
Yep.
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galemygg Featured By Owner May 18, 2014
this is why they always die and you have to kill almost everyone yourself... x)
good job man :)
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:icondeemonef:
Deemonef Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
SO true... all the medi-gel for your crew ;)
Only Shepard can save the day :XD:
Hihi. Thank you so much:manhug:
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galemygg Featured By Owner May 18, 2014
its a little annoying playing on veteran/hardcore and basically playing alone x)
you still play?
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Deemonef Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sometimes :)
If I find the time
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keparks Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014
Well, these girls are biotics, so they generally always have a barrier. But other than that, totally understand where you are coming from.
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:icondeemonef:
Deemonef Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah:D Thought the same... then we went on Thessia or we fought against mercs and every asari had an armor :confused:
I know why Bioware did it: Sex sells... and I have to admitt... I like it ;)
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BigBlueStar Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014
So true. I can get Grunt and Garrus - they've a whole load of armor on them plus krogans are all-around tough and turians have adapted to radiation. But the ladies? Damn, where is the helmet on/off option when crazy clothing shows its teeth?
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Deemonef Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:XD:
Sooooo damn right:clap:
Glad that I am not the only one who tink that:clap:
Yeah, Grunt and garrus are armored like the hell... they know that you can die in battle :D
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BigBlueStar Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014
Grunt: "I! Am! Krogaaaan!"

Miranda: "And I! Am! Meltiiiing!"

(cue a vividly facepalming Shepard)
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Deemonef Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:rofl:
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steph0804 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014  Hobbyist
This is so true-- and hilarious!
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:icondeemonef:
Deemonef Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:huggle:Thank you so much :)
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Tloakjr Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014
RLMAO!
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:icondeemonef:
Deemonef Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:huggle: I'm so glad you like it :)
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julianhellsing Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013
Shepard und ihre Rüstung:)
Damit kann sie ja nicht mit Samara, Miri und Jack mithalten...
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:icondeemonef:
Deemonef Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Auf keinen Fall:rofl:
jedenfalls nicht was Ausseen angeht ;)
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KendraPendragon Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013
Tehee, witzig wie immer. Und so viel Wahrheit drin.
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:icondeemonef:
Deemonef Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ich danke dir:huggle:
Freut mich, dass es dir gefällt :)
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xkalipso Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
brilliant idea:)true,only Shepard thinks of protection suit in game:D
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:icondeemonef:
Deemonef Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
....So what we do? Give the other more suit... or Shep a sexy armor? :D
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xkalipso Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sexy armor:D
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:icondeemonef:
Deemonef Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
...you are right:huggle:
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arsen1988 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
as if you would read my mind... :thumbsup:
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:icondeemonef:
Deemonef Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:glomp:
This is so kind of you:) Thank you:huggle:
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NoMondays Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, it's so true!

Nicely done :)
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:icondeemonef:
Deemonef Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:huggle: Thank you so much:)
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dmbarnham Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This annoyed me at first too, but then I thought about it, they're all supposed to be super powerful biotics, they use their mind so they can wear sexy suits to appease geeky males behind a controller.
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Deemonef Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, I thought that too... till I remember, that most other asari wear heavy armors... so this is again only for sexy main chas ;)
...but I have to admitt... I love sexyness ;)
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dmbarnham Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Good point, didn't think of that. I can imagine Samara not having to as she is supposed to be a super powerful biotic, but that doesn't really account for Liara who is just a geeky scientist with biotic power like any other run of the mill blue girl ... hmmmm. --- well I got Thane to dribble over so I am all good.
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Deemonef Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, I think Samara is strong enough to make it... that means (for me) she is maybe a bit stronger than other justicars.
Cuase in the MP of ME3 justicars wear armors :D

...or they have not such great boobs ;)
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